Who, me?

Welcome to my little corner of the internet, where I make up words that really should exist in English but don't. I grew up in a book-reading family. In high-school, I used the thesaurus to simplify my term papers. In college, I discovered Etymology and felt truly seen. I learned the hidden histories of words, their roots and iterations. And now, I'm using AI to create new words that capture the semantic lacuna (yes, that actually is a word) of our ever-evolving world.

Why do this? Because I want to have fun with words, and show my kids that language isn't set in stone – we shape it every time we speak. And let’s be honest: who doesn’t want to make “fetch” happen?

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Enjoy what's here, suggest what's not. Let’s celebrate the weirdness of language together.